From bacon sarnies to nightmare Scots to looming 'socialism', the papers line up for the Tories
The bulk of the free press in Britain has today decided to celebrate its diversity of opinion and breadth of ideas by saying the same thing.
The right-wing papers have all run front page stories trying to frighten voters into their way of thinking, with overgrown editorials making essentially the same case for the same party: the Conservative-led government has done a good job, Labour (‘propped up by the SNP’ etc.) would wreck things.
The Times
Proprietor: Times Newspapers, a subsidiary since 1981 of News UK, headed by Rupert Murdoch
Monthly readership (including online): 4,911,000
Print-only monthly readership: 4,358,000
The Times front page presents the Cameron view of things with ‘Miliband trying to con way into No10, says PM’, based on snippets of interviews with the prime minister. Along with its massive leader column supporting the re-election of the Tory-Lib Dem coalition in the name of free markets, business, ‘enterprise and freedom’, the paper has a piece by David Cameron in which he likens Ed Miliband to an ‘arsonist’.
The Sun
Proprietor: News UK, headed by Rupert Murdoch
Monthly readership (including online): 13,628,000
Print-only monthly readership: 12,658,000
The Sun has again mistaken childishness for wit, re-publishing the photo of Ed Miliband eating a bacon sandwich on its front page the day before the election. The page reads:
“This is the pigs ear Ed made of a helpless sarnie. In 48 hours, he could be doing the same to Britain.
SAVE OUR BACON
Don’t swallow his porkies and keep him OUT”
It continues with the first lines of a Sun says column – in other words, comment on the front page, where the news usually goes.
Then there’s a two-page spread listing Labour’s ‘lies’ (‘HERE LIES LABOUR’) and writing sarcastic grafitti across Miliband’s limestone block of election pledges. (He should have known this would happen, really.) Then another spread (‘WE CAM DO IT!’), of what is in essence campaigning material for the Tory party, tries to light a fire under readers to get out and vote for their man.
The paper’s full-page Sun says column has a picture of Labour’s Ed Miliband, Ed Balls and Harriet Harman, plus comedians and Labour supporters Steve Coogan, Martin Freeman and (as of Monday) Russell Brand – all with long Pinocchio noses, (because they’re lying, get it?). The piece starts like this:
“Almost 32 years ago Britain overwhelmingly rejected socialism. Tomorrow, we will do so again in vast numbers. But this time, socialism may be forced on us whether we like it or not.”
Golly. (It closes by telling readers to ‘vote Tory’.)
The Daily Telegraph
Proprietor: Telegraph Media Group, owned by David and Frederick Barclay
Monthly readership (including online): 16,357,000
Print-only monthly readership: 3,923,000
The Telegraph has gone with the ‘scary Scottish woman’ angle, with the headline ‘Nightmare on Downing Street’ above a photo of SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon inside a children’s playhouse at a nursery in West Lothian. The story itself gives a pretty biased account of everything from Lord Kinnock’s predictions to John Major’s warnings to recent comments by the party leaders. The paper’s leader column tries to weigh in on the constitutional question of what happens if there’s a hung parliament. (Guess which side it takes?)
Daily Mail
Proprietor: Daily Mail and General Trust, headed by Jonathan Harmsworth, 4th Viscount Rothermere
Monthly readership (including online): 23,449,000
Print-only monthly readership: 10,636,000
The Mail can barely find space enough on its front page to tell readers how to vote. The paper has a full-page comment piece backing the Tories, with its headline featuring on page one:
“For sanity’s sake don’t let a class-war zealot and the SNP destroy our economy – and our very nation“
Stirring stuff. Then it follows the lead of the Sun yesterday in advising readers on how to ‘vote tactically to keep out Red Ed’.
Daily Express
Proprietor: Express Newspapers, a subsidiary of Northern & Shell, which is wholly owned by Richard Desmond
Monthly readership (including online): 6,839,000
Print-only monthly readership: 3,019,000
Meanwhile, the Daily Express has come right out and endorsed UKIP, though this was hardly necessary after owner and porn-baron Richard Desmond publicly gave the party £1million last month.
Oh, and last night Russian hereditary oligarch Evgeny Lebedev’s free London Evening Standard came out for the Tories, just after his Independent endorsed five more years of the coalition government. And today the freesheet City AM surprised no-one in backing the Conservatives.
This leaves the liberal Guardian, its Sunday sister paper the Observer, and Trinity Mirror’s Daily Mirror supporting Labour.
The Guardian has a story about looming health cuts and an unrelated picture of Boris Johnson on page 1 today, while the Mirror has a picture of Cameron and a very different take on former PM John Major’s recent remarks. The cover is partisan, but unlike the Sun’s, at least it’s news.
(To see these papers’ readership figures, see the most recent National Readership Survey here.)
Adam Barnett is a staff writer at Left Foot Forward. Follow MediaWatch on Twitter
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28 Responses to “Tory newspapers unleash the big guns on eve of general election”
KEVINB
i would never buy a Torie newspaper and got rid of sky straight after the last election.
Gerschwin
Well duh! This is how it works, meanwhile over at the Mirror and Guardian.
AlanGiles
I don’t think you have to be a Tory or even sympathetic with them to see that Miliband, not to mention Balls, Reeves, Umunna, Tristram Hunt et al, are just not up to the job. They look and sound amateur, and they contradict each other (example: Thursday Miliband says he will not talk with the SDP Friday morning Andy Burnham says they will). Never mind I am sure the vile Duncan-Smith will still keep the equally vile Frank Field as his “czar”
Meanwhile while the Edstone is propped up in the back garden of No 10, will Miliband be taking tablets of stone around the world, perhaps accompanied by drag queen Eddie Izzard?.
The fact that Izzard is taken so seriously by the likes of Murphy, Miliband etc shows just how abysmal Miliband Labour is.
Kathryn
Dude, the tories are proven, actual liars and incompetents. I’d take folk who ‘look and sound amateur’ over that any day of the effing month.
Gerschwin
Sweets, opinion ain’t fact.