
‘They think it’s all over. It is now!’ Tories think Election final whistle has blown
As the election draws closer, one thing is becoming ever clearer, the Conservatives have resigned themselves, not only to defeat, but a big defeat.

As the election draws closer, one thing is becoming ever clearer, the Conservatives have resigned themselves, not only to defeat, but a big defeat.

The publisher’s lawsuit against the luxury fitness centre follows multiple allegations of unlawful information-gathering at its titles by a number of public figures.

‘New dawn? More of a flickering fluorescent tube in the bogs of a Wetherspoons somewhere.’

‘To be fair – margarine was a French invention… although they probably don’t know that…’

‘Give me strength?! No one has ever used wine in pint bottles….’

Being green and sharing compassion for refugees, the Right continue to demand that King Charles stays out of politics. But, as with Gary Lineker, the row isn’t really about impartiality, something the Right always takes the moral high ground on, but is another attempt to discredit the decency of progressive values.

Many are already questioning the government’s commitment to tackling climate change, after Prime Minister Rishi Sunak rowed back on a number of pledges to tackle the climate emergency in a bid to appease his right-wing Tory base.

‘Here we go again. There is no real democracy without real accountability.’

Even among Tory MPs, the Mail gets negative ratings

“Trying to set a record for the most spammed email address of all time? Respect.”